Today at Work is a series of interesting, entertaining, and endearing statements I hear outside my office at a small non-profit that on a daily basis befriends people without homes.
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Guy: “I thought you said blue cheese.”
Me: “I like blue cheese.”
Guy: “Are you single?”
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“But God still loves me.”
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“Never tell me that I can’t start a fire.”
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“Don’t get me started on what I consider fireworks.”
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“Who ate the gluten-free bread?! It’s for communion…”
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Guy: ’It was an interesting weekend. I helped a raccoon give birth.”
Guy 2:”What?”
Guy: “It was having complications. You’d be surprised what I can do with animals.”
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Guy: “Are you Hugh’s wife?”
Me: “Nope, I’m the director of communications.”
Guy: “Okay, let’s communicate. Do you have any rubber bands?”
I guess “appreciation of blue cheese” is a necessary criteria of that first guy’s perfect wife
haha I guess so! It was funny and awkward at the same time.
I like the rubber bands convo
But god still loves me.